Stalin: Best Friend of All Cows and Milkmaids
Stalin, or “Good Ol’ Uncle Joe” as he was called in America before the tides turned, liked to have fancy titles bestowed upon him in Russia. Below are some of the most epic:
- Coryphaeus of Science
- Father of Nations
- Brilliant Genius of Humanity
- Great Architect of Communism
- Engineer of Human Souls
- Gardener of Human Happiness
- Experienced Helmsman of Our Revolutionary Vessel
Source: Wikipedia. These handy for generating a title for yourself on the Brass Goggles Forum. All aboard Airship Stalin!