Comments on: Speaking of Steampunk Masturbatory Devices… http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/ Coilhouse Wed, 23 May 2012 05:54:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: mary vogel lozinak http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/comment-page-1/#comment-66738 mary vogel lozinak Sun, 20 Feb 2011 01:00:34 +0000 http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/07/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/#comment-66738 Real or not, it's hysterical. Reminds me of the movie Wellville or something like that with Matthew Broderick. Dr. Kellogg Real or not, it’s hysterical. Reminds me of the movie Wellville or something like that with Matthew Broderick. Dr. Kellogg

]]> By: Mer http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/comment-page-1/#comment-15874 Mer Wed, 27 May 2009 05:55:18 +0000 http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/07/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/#comment-15874 It's <i>Sasha</i> Grey, dear. It’s Sasha Grey, dear.

]]> By: Dharmapirate http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/comment-page-1/#comment-15872 Dharmapirate Tue, 26 May 2009 22:14:54 +0000 http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/07/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/#comment-15872 I've seen pictures of porn star Sacha Grey experimenting with pneumaticaly driven diidos on webb site FuckingMachines.She looks frustrated with that technology and has taken as far is it will go.Sacha needs the power of steam It will give the same confidence as they once had in Baldwin Locomotives with their powerful pistons moving those large drive wheels. Sacha needs a Baldwin to drive her to new heights of orgasmic joy. I can hear her scream now. I volunter to be a fireman on that run, I’ve seen pictures of porn star Sacha Grey experimenting with pneumaticaly driven diidos on webb site FuckingMachines.She looks frustrated with that technology and has taken as far is it will go.Sacha needs the power of steam It will give the same confidence as they once had in Baldwin Locomotives with their powerful pistons moving those large drive wheels. Sacha needs a Baldwin to drive her to new heights of orgasmic joy. I can hear her scream now. I volunter to be a fireman on that run,

]]> By: Jim O'Donnell http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/comment-page-1/#comment-5959 Jim O'Donnell Fri, 23 May 2008 21:46:47 +0000 http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/07/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/#comment-5959 This indeed an interesting piece of machinery. It will not work as the main cylinder to the top right of the illustration is not free to oscillate, that is to follow the crank pin on the flywheel, which is shown driving the belt to the drive shaft and the reduction gear. There also appears to be a stroke adjustment system, along with a shut off valve. Does anyone want one of these? I am a machinist who builds steam engines for a hobby. I also hold a 20Mw steam plant operators certificate, so I do understand the safety issues concerned here. It would be a fun project to build, any takers. Contact this place and I authorize them to froward on my email contact. I too used to know the words to the ditty referred to "The Big Red Wheel" '....round and round went the bloody big wheel, in and out went the ...... of steel dum de dum ..... and the bloody thing was driven by steam ' This indeed an interesting piece of machinery. It will not work as the main cylinder to the top right of the illustration is not free to oscillate, that is to follow the crank pin on the flywheel, which is shown driving the belt to the drive shaft and the reduction gear.
There also appears to be a stroke adjustment system, along with a shut off valve.
Does anyone want one of these?
I am a machinist who builds steam engines for a hobby. I also hold a 20Mw steam plant operators certificate, so I do understand the safety issues concerned here.
It would be a fun project to build, any takers.
Contact this place and I authorize them to froward on my email contact.
I too used to know the words to the ditty referred to “The Big Red Wheel”
‘….round and round went the bloody big wheel, in and out went the …… of steel
dum de dum ….. and the bloody thing was driven by steam ‘

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]]> By: tDIYm http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/comment-page-1/#comment-5458 tDIYm Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:56:14 +0000 http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/07/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/#comment-5458 When I was an undergraduate, there was a song called "The Big Red Wheel" which described something I pictured to look kind of like this thing...ah, memories! When I was an undergraduate, there was a song called “The Big Red Wheel” which described something I pictured to look kind of like this thing…ah, memories!

]]> By: Blayne http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/comment-page-1/#comment-5398 Blayne Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:18:16 +0000 http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/07/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/#comment-5398 Steampowered vibrators? An anecdote from my favorite professor: While browsing the Toronto Antiques Market (back when it was more of an outdoor bazaar), he found an unmarked leather case. Inside was a cumbersome, steam powered vibrator - still with it's original operation manual! The merchant was off his game that day, and let it go for a measly $20.00cnd. This find for my prof, as social historian of all things VD was a gold mine. A steam powered, vibrating <i>gold mine</i>. Steampowered vibrators? An anecdote from my favorite professor:

While browsing the Toronto Antiques Market (back when it was more of an outdoor bazaar), he found an unmarked leather case. Inside was a cumbersome, steam powered vibrator – still with it’s original operation manual! The merchant was off his game that day, and let it go for a measly $20.00cnd.

This find for my prof, as social historian of all things VD was a gold mine. A steam powered, vibrating gold mine.

]]> By: Michelle http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/comment-page-1/#comment-5354 Michelle Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:32:09 +0000 http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/07/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/#comment-5354 My link didn't work. *shakes fist at disallowed HTML* http://books.google.com/books?id=_FBGVW9qKpAC&printsec=frontcover#PPA36,M1 It's on the top of page 36. My link didn’t work. *shakes fist at disallowed HTML*

http://books.google.com/books?id=_FBGVW9qKpAC&printsec=frontcover#PPA36,M1
It’s on the top of page 36.

]]> By: Michelle http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/comment-page-1/#comment-5353 Michelle Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:15:21 +0000 http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/07/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/#comment-5353 Actually, that all sounds rather factual. Around that time, doctors really did treat women for "hysteria" as described through, essentially, masturbating them. Originally, the women went to the doctors office for the procedures and usually had to go to a special facility. The first sort of masturbation devices tended to use jets of water for stimulation. Hmm. Later on, doctors invented more portable devices that could be used for house calls. After a while, the original vibrator was invented! Found casually for sale in most women's home magazines. It was one of the highest selling products of the time. I'm not sure why that particular one wasn't picked up by the patent office or how real the image is. But the back story is all pretty accurate. Perhaps it was too cum-bersome (ahem) or too dangerous or something. Either way, the story is actually probably true. :) edit: I just found this on Google Books: <Ma href="http://books.google.com/books?id=_FBGVW9qKpAC&pg=PA36&lpg=PA36&dq=%22museum+of+unnatural+wonders%22&source=web&ots=eJGjZlHpd1&sig=O8raT_DdQxlHmrJKluHPmCVTI4o&hl=en#PPA36,M1">Sex World Records</a> There's a bizarre sort of sketch of this device saying that it is, actually, on display at that Museum of Unnatural Wonders. Perhaps someone just needs to find this place. Beneath the entry on the steam-powered vibrator, there's an 1880s electric vibrator with photo and explanation, though. Actually, that all sounds rather factual. Around that time, doctors really did treat women for “hysteria” as described through, essentially, masturbating them. Originally, the women went to the doctors office for the procedures and usually had to go to a special facility. The first sort of masturbation devices tended to use jets of water for stimulation. Hmm.

Later on, doctors invented more portable devices that could be used for house calls. After a while, the original vibrator was invented! Found casually for sale in most women’s home magazines. It was one of the highest selling products of the time.

I’m not sure why that particular one wasn’t picked up by the patent office or how real the image is. But the back story is all pretty accurate. Perhaps it was too cum-bersome (ahem) or too dangerous or something. Either way, the story is actually probably true. :)

edit:
I just found this on Google Books:
Sex World Records

There’s a bizarre sort of sketch of this device saying that it is, actually, on display at that Museum of Unnatural Wonders. Perhaps someone just needs to find this place.

Beneath the entry on the steam-powered vibrator, there’s an 1880s electric vibrator with photo and explanation, though.

]]> By: Nick http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/comment-page-1/#comment-5322 Nick Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:51:18 +0000 http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/07/speaking-of-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/#comment-5322 It cooks your bratwurst from the inside! STEAMDOG! No more messy pots and pans! Now available from Sears & Roebuck. It cooks your bratwurst from the inside!
STEAMDOG!
No more messy pots and pans!
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