Comments on: Tombstone Stolen, Uses Sought!

By: khephret

khephret — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:19:56 +0000

I can see some damn emo kid stealing it and stuffing it into his pillowcase ‘cos he doesn’t deserve a soft pillow while poor Ian rests there in a coffin….gah.

By: Rubicon

Rubicon — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 00:47:29 +0000

Don’t be hatin’ on AFI, first poster, all their albums from Answer That and Stay Fashionable to The Art of Drowning were decent hardcore.

And more on subject, I’m sure it would be a very impressive paperweight or door stop

By: Dj Dead Billy

Dj Dead Billy — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:22:58 +0000

it’s probably at the center of the city..

By: Zoetica

Zoetica — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:25:24 +0000

I like the way you think, D.

By: D

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:25:34 +0000

Brilliant idea, Tequila. A Tombstone of Striking +5 to smite the unrighteous and correct wrongs done to our eighties. Saw a girl earlier dressed in lipgloss and hotpants sporting a RELAX t-shirt. Whack her repeatedly with the tombstone while going ‘You should have let it STAY DEAD’. Possibly.

By: Tequila

Tequila — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:55:33 +0000

You’re all not seeing the real potential here…I’d turn it into a Thor’s Hammer like weapon and go around smiting those who need…well…smiting.

Rampaging through city after city hammering people upside the head for reasons like…wearing 80′s t-shirts in an attempt to be ironic…calling yourself a DJ when all you do is start a playlist in iTunes…and of course attacking innocent emo boys who whine about their hair not being long enough…oh and anyone who actually likes Pete Wentz.

Truly this will be a weapon of unfathomable power and glory.

@the daniel…you’re a very sick individual. I like it!

By: M2Infinity

M2Infinity — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:05:56 +0000

If I ever get a tombstone, I want one that someone would want to steal.

By: Zoetica

Zoetica — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:55:42 +0000

All excellent ideas, but I think thedaniel wins with the weight of his answer’s sheer evil if nothing else!

Mer, I’m glad too. Though I still think a white ink tattoo of some sort would suit you nicely.

By: Mer

Mer — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:13:32 +0000

Ridiculous.

You know what else is ridiculous? I was going to get the epitaph tattooed on me (in white) a few years ago! So glad I didn’t go through with it (especially since discovering how many other folks had the same maudlin idea).

By: Alice

Alice — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:16:05 +0000

I think D’s theory of alcohol’s influence holds water well (er…holds booze?). After all, just think of the seemingly magical increase in strength alcohol bestows!