@Io: “…we came upon a really incredible collector’s plate. On it was an image of the NASCAR crash that killed Dale Earnhardt and above it in the sky, painted in misty hues, was Dale’s face, nearly cheek-to-cheek with Jesus, gazing wistfully down at the inferno…”

I must, Must, MUST! have that. I can already imagine it but I’m sure the reality is much cooler. I think what kept you from buying it was the sheer level of awesome…it would be too much for one house to handle. Such artwork clearly belongs in a museum. A class one too. Like that one in Paris with that picture of that lady smirkin’.

LOL LOL!
I am so horrible…but the door was left wiiiiide open

OOPS
Another one popped out lol!
HAHA

It reminds me of the time I was wandering through my hometown Oliver Hardy Festival with my awesome publisher when we came upon a really incredible collector’s plate. On it was an image of the NASCAR crash that killed Dale Earnhardt and above it in the sky, painted in misty hues, was Dale’s face, nearly cheek-to-cheek with Jesus, gazing wistfully down at the inferno.

Alas, I didn’t have a camera on me that day and I was clearly insane because I didn’t purchase this priceless and moving work of art.

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble.