Better Than Coffee: It’s Potty Time!
It’s Potty Time!
Tags: It’s Potty Time!
Once Upon A TimeTM and Long, Long Ago ® (1991 to be precise), a tiny enchanted prince came to rule over our dark and troubled kingdom. In this grand realm populated by porcelain damsels, excitable clowns, and shit-caked teddy bears with baleful button eyes, the omniscient Wee Potty Prince sees all, smells all.
Even as you read this, he’s waiting, perched on the rim of your bathtub in a jaunty red beret and suspenders. You might not see him, but he is there, I assure you. Swinging his legs, tooting on his maaaagic flute. Watching you.
Oh yes. Always watching.
And so is Ceiling Cat.
And Jeff Goldblum.
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:43 am
i feel like a pedo clown for just watching. just why is this BTC,
WHY!!!!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:53 am
Coffee is only a mild diuretic, whereas this video swiftly, thoroughly scares the shit out of me. Catchy tunes, too!
WAKEY WAKEY.
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:09 am
Aaaaannnnd… there we go. I have now reached a level of disquiet that ensures I will never sleep again.
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:11 am
“She is a super duper pooper”
Talk about scary
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:26 am
Just regurgitated my granola and yoghurt, what a great start of the day!
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Something this scary puts the economic crisis in perspective.
The dad looks like Urkel had sex with Al Roker…
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
NO!
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:03 pm
…just so you know this killed my appetite for most of the day. Oh the horror…anyone else afraid to enter the bathroom now for fear of hearing these “songs” and seeing strange miniature people with flutes?
These are truly the chants of the unholy Mer…you do the dark gods bidding!
@Skerror…”The dad looks like Urkel had sex with Al Roker…”
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA…too true.
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
This is painful. It just got worse and worse. Then the clown, then the little boys song. AUGH! How do you find these things!
February 24th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Oh look! A non threatening black man singing about poop!
February 24th, 2009 at 4:51 am
Hey, some linkspammer is stealing my nickname!
February 24th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Kale, where is this happening? I don’t think I’ve seen any comments with your name but spam come through on this blog.
February 24th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
This is borderline Child Porn. This will be in my nightmares. :D
February 26th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Wild to see this pop up on Coilhouse. That’s a friend of mine as the clown. He sent me a copy of the video when we had our daughter, and it helped her potty train. She loved the video and watched it with joy.
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:25 am
Egads.
August 10th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Oh god… why? Why?!
And seriously, what do you have to search for to find this stuff?