Comments on: A Fruity Bonne Bell-Flavored Mega Queef from 1984

By: Patricia

Patricia — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:01:27 +0000

I believe the men are wearing big, fat, floppy pencils around their necks. Look closely and you will see them jiggle about (so wrong…). Yes, some things can not be unseen.

I am not brave enough to endure the other clips!

By: Heather Parisi, Giant Rubik’s Cube And Questionable Dancers | Chilligan's Island

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:40:09 +0000

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By: Tequila

Tequila — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:11:31 +0000

Some horrors cannot be unseen. This is one of them.

@Mer…noticed that too. Damn you American Apparel for resurrecting that ungodly demon! They make damn fine socks though.

By: Mer

Mer — Sun, 31 May 2009 07:49:04 +0000

Hey, I hear scrunchies are coming back in style. *cowers in the corner and sobs*

By: James Shearhart

James Shearhart — Sun, 31 May 2009 06:02:36 +0000

Since the ’80′s was fundamentally the first era to consciously sift back through the past five previous decades for Identity, it’s a bit of a struggle to force an ’80′s revival of any sort. It hurts, sometimes….

By: Mer

Mer — Sat, 30 May 2009 23:45:06 +0000

Felice lo gradite, all! (Or something to that effect… my Italian sucks.)

Rienne, you’re so right! Actually, our dearly beloved guest blogger David Forbes covered that very video not too long ago. I’ve added the link, thanks.

By: Rienne

Rienne — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:27:45 +0000

I feel that the music video for “Total Eclipse of the Heart” should eventually be featured on Coilhouse, if not on this list, then on some other.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:05:04 +0000

BEST. EVER. Mer, you are a demented genius. Thank you.

By: Glossolalia Black

Glossolalia Black — Sat, 30 May 2009 12:32:52 +0000

Man, everybody in that first video dresses like Kidd Video. It’s as if someone took an Italian kid in 1984, showed her MTV nonstop for about a week, handed her a box of crayons and then was told, “Okay, choreograph me a video.”

By: Nero

Nero — Sat, 30 May 2009 10:58:38 +0000

Best part of this is that italian are still madly in love with Heather, and i know since i’m italian myself ^^
There’s absolutely noone here that won’t start that strange rubbing move when the song “cicale” starts, and here it’s not strange to hear it again sometimes ^^

Just so you know it, half of what she says has no meaning in italian.. or in any other language ^^