Comments on: Rockin’ The Music Vest

By: Jovana

Jovana — Thu, 21 May 2009 10:09:13 +0000

There was a time when I would have totally worn that.

By: Seth

Seth — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:46:53 +0000

Sadly, the maker of the Music Vest was killed during a horribly bloody slap bracelet accident, thus ensuring the remaining Music Vests in existence are now priceless heirlooms.

The Stradivarii of Milli Vanilli, if you please.

By: thekamisama

thekamisama — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:55:34 +0000

Countdown to someone DIY’ing a Thrift/Vintage Clothing Store find into an iPod compatible version starts now.

By: Tequila

Tequila — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:40:49 +0000

Can’t anyone see it?

You’re fifteen. Your neon green T&C shirt is blinding old ladies and your black stone wash jeans make your purple and gold Nikes look RAD. The 80′s are Awesome (minus the whole Cold War thing) and you just got your hair to defy gravity by using a biohazard amount of hair gel. You’re walking the food court at the mall when…

you see…

Her.

The girl you’ve loved since you saw her earlier that afternoon near the Orange Julius stand. She looks like Molly Ringwald’s younger sister only with Madonna’s sense of fashion. You think “How should I say hello?”

Then you remember. You don’t have to. You have a Music Vest! You walk over…stand in front of her…and press play and let Dead or Alive’s You Spin Me Round talk for you.

Holding hands you both head off to make matching tie dye shirts at that shop near the place that sells the giant inflatable Gumby’s and neon lights that spell out Just Say No.

By: Infamous Amos

Infamous Amos — Thu, 14 May 2009 23:55:40 +0000

From the makers of “Movie Pants”.

By: tyhiliet

tyhiliet — Thu, 14 May 2009 23:16:00 +0000

I am afraid to replay the clip without the mute being on. The first time round I played it, it was horrific enough, but good for some laughs. Was that your intention?