I apologize right here up front for this post, which will absolutely put this fucking song in your head for days. Here, as part of a new print campaign out of Belgium for Love brand condoms, the head (sorry) of Microsoft makes yet another embarrassing ad appearance, this time minus Jerry Seinfeld’s dickiness. I guess Love figures Bill won’t sue. And when you (or at least I) think about it, the scenario of someone seemingly as asexual and powerful as Bill Gates suing a condom company is pretty ridiculous. But not as ridiculous as this ad! Dressing up penises like beefy finger puppets? How 6th grade! Belgian ad agencies sure have some crazy-ass notions about what effective condom advertising looks like, yes? This disembodied dick-work was created by Brussels shop Troy — ha, they have a Trojan horse on their landing page. Jump for a second ad featuring a tattooed theoretical Arnold Schwarzenegger schwanz. You can view the rest of the campaign, including a super-tasteless John Lennon execution, here.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:16 am
oh. my.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
That just…. didn’t make any sense… at all.
And I was just about to go to sleep. How will my dreams turn after this.
I think this is much worse than people cutting of their sacks and turning it into coinpurse… Somebody got paid for planning these!
October 9th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I’m sorry to say that I love this.
Really, I am sorry.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
tee hee penis
(srry)
October 9th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
The comments in the last link are the best:
- “This is what I call The Crisis of Creation”
- “Shouldn’t they stand instead of hang?”
And a few heartfelt complaints about all the, uh, members of the campaign being circumcised.
October 9th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
hahahahahahahahahaha
October 9th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I’m glad I swallowed my water before seeing this because I would have spat it out laughing so hard. Amazing what they come up with.
October 9th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Ahahaha, this is awesome.
October 9th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Ah haha *snort* ha haha. Wow.
October 10th, 2008 at 3:58 am
Honerable mention goes out to “Ice-Dick” for being the only one with two helmets. Arf!
October 10th, 2008 at 6:04 am
brilliant — can’t imagine either Gates or Schwartzeneger objecting to these. Chuckling to themselves, maybe.
Though, yes, they should be pointing up, rather than down.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:51 am
El penor! *horselaugh* nyahahahaha
October 10th, 2008 at 11:38 am
is that the right size of bill’s?
October 10th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
their the same penis, look at the veins. and they should have put in the crappy fake accenting for the anuld one.
October 10th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
darn, i was kind of hoping there would be one of oj simpson saying “if the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.”
October 10th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I just logged in to say that that’s pretty disgusting; and you don’t know how Bill Gates may be in the bedroom, you could be surprised…
October 10th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
i wouldn’t be certain about those quotes and their attribution, considering one of the subjects bears only the moniker ‘icedick’
would you want to take advice from a schlong in an aviator cap?
October 10th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
q gauti, I think the question you need to ask on this blog is… who wouldn’t?
October 10th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
You see this. This is why we can’t have nice things…
October 10th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
[...] Coilhouse [via Gizmodo] [...]
October 11th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
What would have made this better was if they chose people who are total dicks or cocky bastards in real life. Still if you play 2 Live Crew’s “Dick Almighty” as you read this…hilarious.
@Nadya…everyone knows you only listen to things in top hats or those hats old men wear for quality advice. Anyone who wears an aviator cap and is not actually and aviator should be viewed with EXTREME suspicion! Especially if they are said body part. They’re know to say just about anything to get what they want.
October 13th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
This is nasty, you people whats wrong with you. Where are the moral values, where is the shame, where is respect and where is privacy, tsk tsk tsk…shame shame and shame…
October 13th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Please, Ghalib! For your own sake, restrain yourself! A lot of folks around here have pronounced punishment fetishes. Spankings, whipping, whappings on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper, nipple-clampings, etc, etc and etc. You’ll only encourage the filthy rabble.
October 13th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
I can has shame-spanking?
October 13th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
HUSSY.
October 14th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Good idea! Nice campain.
;)
October 16th, 2008 at 1:17 am
嗯哼~
November 4th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
[...] Belgian condom ad, discovered by alt-culture magazine Coilhouse, features Bill Gates as a penis, wrapped in what the ad calls an “efficient antivirus.” Here’s the uncensored [...]
March 4th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Those are the best pics ever..lol.