Better Than Coffee: Duke Gets Yiffy Wid’ It
Sometimes, the less exposition the better. I’m pretty sure this is one of those times. Let me just say: if you watch this entire video, I can just about guarantee you’ll be wide fucking awake with elevated blood pressure and an increased heart rate by the end.
Good morning, good morning, GOOOD MOOOOORRRRRNIIIIING…
*mwah*
December 8th, 2008 at 7:03 am
Whoa. Cosplay bump and grind.
December 8th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Wow. That was, special. I was totally unprepared for the cut at 1:53. Also, I will say this, I read your “Good morning, good morning, GOOOD MOOOOORRRRRNIIIIING…” to the tune of System of a Down’s “Toxicity” (specifically, replacing the words “disorder, disorder, disorder”).
December 8th, 2008 at 7:51 am
I.. uhh.. Hm. Wow!
*mwah*
December 8th, 2008 at 7:57 am
I would never normally be looking this early….. Thank you for that…. Why do I feel like there’s a pile of dead dog’s under his bed? Nice one.
December 8th, 2008 at 8:22 am
*is wide awake* All I can say is thank you, Mer.
December 8th, 2008 at 9:31 am
The fact that you tagged this “stroke material” encapsulates why I read this blog.
December 8th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Suddenly all my issues against hunting just melt away…
Also anyone else thinking how much they would NOT want to touch those stuffed animals on his bed?
Poor Scooby….
December 8th, 2008 at 10:51 am
You left “evil” out of the tags. WHY? WHYYYYYYY?
December 8th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
In Guatemala they recently held their yearly traditional bonfires to burn the devil out of their homes. This ritual entails incinerating an effigy of Satan himself to drive all evil influences from the domestic sphere. To purify my computer I’m going to need to burn a yifftastic effigy to drive out all the nasty fursuiter badness that it has accumulated from this video. Thanks a lot.
PS – You owe me a book of matches and some kerosene now.
December 8th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
No, Mer! WHY?
But I’m laughing. Thanks, lady.
December 8th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Oh gods, not even living with them prepares you for that horror. I think another pint is in order :|.
December 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I honestly worry about you, sometimes.
December 8th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
*cackle*
December 8th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I’ve got to say, Duke’s got some *moves!*
(I have difficulty objecting to fursuiters in general, because I always enjoy seeing the technical ingenuity when it’s done WELL — I love monsters and creatures and FX, so I really enjoy seeing people creating these really individual characters and costumes, often with very homebrewed techniques.)
With that said — oh, dear, I am suffering from Scooby trauma, too.
December 8th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
God I needed that. I was crying, I was laughing that hard. Gotta hand it to the furry, kid got game.
December 8th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
The terrifying part is that while we sit and laugh at it someone else is watching it with their hand/paw in their pants. . . oh what a world, what a world!
December 8th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
You’ve crossed the line here, missy.
December 9th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Dylan Moran in his latest tour brings up this issue when he’s talking about fetish. Twas awesome live, sitting there nodding, knowing that most in the audience have no idea/won’t admit to knowing.
“Has anyone heard of furries? [a few knowing laughs] They’re these people who like dressing up as wildlife and go out for tea and biscuits. I don’t know if it’s anything sexual. But I’d like to see a giant duck fucking a giant squirrel” -Dylan Moran
December 9th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Love it! Us zoos tend to be merciless in our haughty denigration of furries, true – but hey to each his own eh? And, let’s be honest – I can’t dance with half that competence without a bulky suit.
. . . ok, I also admit, the tail is quite sexy.
Two paws up – if this is the “worst” thing anyone can imagine, in the world, all I can say is you live in a much less harsh world than I do.
December 9th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Fausty. Good point, and I completely agree, actually. The overtly sexual aspect of this clip, combined with Duke’s impressive dance skills, make me laugh fit to bust, but I certainly don’t wish to encourage demonizing anyone for having harmless kinks!
And I’ll give Duke/Oz Kangaroo mad props: between all of that sweating under wraps and relentless cardio, I have no doubt that there is a far, FAR more impressive physical specimen of humanity under that fursuit than I.
Really, it’s ZEAL with which this guy does his thing, plus that writhing-in-bed-wearing-a-dogsuit-while-fondling-oneself-and-clutching-plushies interlude that makes this clip truly Better Than Coffee worthy.
December 10th, 2008 at 12:53 am
“I certainly don’t wish to encourage demonizing anyone for having harmless kinks”
True. My issue with fur suit fetishists go into assorted issues not worth digging up here…but they’re far from the worst thing around that’s for sure. Do they get needlessly harassed online? Totally, they are the Canada of the fetish world…always the tail end of a joke.
Still one can’t help but be a BIT annoyed at how the fetish has swallowed up a lot of the anthropomorphic style of work done in less than ideal ways. It’s hard to work in that style and not have it deemed “furry” by some…I’d hate to think that’s what most would label comics like say Hepcats or Omaha: The Cat Dancer if they were produced today. It just seems so dismissive.
January 20th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
*laughs*
I love it when my vids turn up on random corners of the web.
Thanks for thinking my video was good enough to post here, it means it achieved what it was set out to do. Entertain!
As you might of gathered, I’m an entertainer/actor for a living and build the costumes you see before you.
Yep i’m a furry and think i’m just as weird as the rest of you think. (No idea why I like dressing up and acting a fool, it’s fun!)
Also, I don’t take myself seriously, these are made for a laugh. The bedroom scene is just trying to be corny and cheesy.
But come on, You know you secretly liked a 6 foot dog dancing seductively at you ;) ;)
Bottom line is, Thanks for sharing it. Glad you and your buddies got a kick out of it.
Feel free to look threw some of my other vids on youtube, the emo furry (My Chemical Romance) Seems to be other popular giggle.
Cheers :)
January 21st, 2009 at 2:45 am
come on, you know you secretly liked a 6 foot dog dancing seductively at you ;)
OZ!!! Oh man! Ain’t no secret. I think you’re awesome, and this clip made me cry from laughing. You gots da MOVES.
Wave your freak flag high and proud.
Mmwah.
August 10th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
:( *is slightly hurt that every one seems to regard the fandom as a fetish*