Smells Like Teen Spirit, Sounds Like…
This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. This may seem like hyperbole, especially when one considers my posting history on these internets, but I assure you it is not. This may be due to the fact that I am old enough to remember when the news that Kurt Cobain had committed suicide was A Big Deal. I knew some people who may have shed a tear or more upon hearing this proclamation. Those people will, no doubt, deny the veracity of that statement, but we both know it to be true. Maybe, on the other hand, it is simply due to my curmudgeonly nature, that wizened, frowning, disapproving aspect of my personality given to bemoaning the state of modern music and remonstrating youths for loitering on my well manicured lawn.
Whatever the reason, Chilean singer Abigail’s version of the Nirvana classic Smells Like Teen Spirit remains a stupendous atrocity; a pop-techno re-imagining devoid of irony but instead recorded with what seems to be a complete lack of understanding. I’m no great fan of the band but, really, I think they deserve better than this. Of course, I could be completely wrong. This could, in actuality, be an exquisitely orchestrated trolling a thoughtful deconstruction of Grunge; ruthlessly exposing its teen existential angst as petulant whinging and bubblegum philosophy.
Only Abigail knows for sure.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Hmm…sounds like something you’d find on a Cleopatra tribute album…
September 9th, 2009 at 11:09 am
… she feels stupid …
September 9th, 2009 at 11:33 am
And I thought the singer/songwritery version of Yeah Yeah Yeah’s”Maps” I heard in the super market was horrible…
Now I have to start tracking down covers that redeem the originals and clean my head.
Ick
Just…………Ick
September 9th, 2009 at 11:49 am
I kinda like it.
That could be because I have never felt reverence for any music of any kind.
September 9th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
HAHAHA, Jack, you nailed it.
What a magnificent piece of dookie that was. Thanks as always, Ross.
September 9th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Does anyone else get the feeling watching things like these that this leaked through some kind of tiny portal has opened into some weird alternate dimension? One where ‘Nevermind’ is in grocery store bargain bins and Battlefeild Earth won the Palme d’Or?
September 9th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Oh my, that is a bit special…
and that’s only the third most painful Nirvana related video I’ve seen this week.
This is the winner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UuAoEW5MbI
I love the guitar hero games more than is strictly healthy
but this video makes my bones itch.
September 9th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I just died a little inside
September 9th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Kill it with fire!
September 9th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Speaking of dookie, the video Marc linked to gives me an urge to leave an aromatic flambe pie on Courtney’s front door. Not that she’d notice.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Ross, Ross, Ross…here I thought I could go through life never being reminded of that abysmal cover. Now it’s vile imagery will haunt me all week. If I wake up screaming at night it’s on your head sir! :P
@Marc & Mer…the Guitar Hero horrors get much much worse sadly. You should see the Johnny Cash stuff…eek. A lot of the blame rests with the game developers who simply didn’t put in the care, tact, or even respect in dealing with these icons. I know Courtney has “bills” to pay and all but you would think after the horrid release of Cobain’s journals and the questionable quality of the Nirvana Box Set a few years ago it couldn’t get any worse.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Her rendition sounds uninspired and manufactured for a quick buck. I can’t say that I approve. Even if grunge is to be mocked in generations to come, atleast Kurt Cobain put his spirit in his music. Ross is right, he doesn’t deserve that.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Abigail smells like something….
September 9th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
My Nirvana heartbreaking moment was when I heard Breed in a video game ad for MLB 2k7. From wearing a shirt that read “Corporate Magazines Still Suck” on the cover of Rolling Stone, to being featured in an advertisement. Sadly, I couldn’t just blame Courtney for that. They all took part.
The only good cover is Tori Amos’s.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:04 am
The bells! The bells!
September 10th, 2009 at 5:30 am
Sorry, but I would argue that THIS version is even worse : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsS811o21-k
September 10th, 2009 at 5:48 am
Yeah, I miss the days when musicians that got played on MTV had a soul.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:06 am
sweetjebus. even if you hated Nirvana i think the urge to kick the cheerleader smile off that bitches face is just a basic human instinct.
on the flip side, i sometimes want to punch myself in the face for digging the Melvins/Leif Garrett version as much as i do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz1mu8MQDYA
September 10th, 2009 at 9:08 am
I don’t think there is anything wrong with admitting a tear at Cobain’s death. I tend to believe that, if the man had been capable of sticking around, he would have blossomed into a true giant and I’m sad he’s not in the world.
I am not obsessed with Nirvana by any stretch, though I do occassionally get an itch to hear the music.
This video is completely disrespectful, which is an artist’s right, but it also SUCKS beyond belief, which is simply sad. Her “cute” antics have got to be some of the most vile on record.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
YIKES! . . . fucking YIKES!
September 10th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Some interesting news broke today that casts the video that I posted yesterday in a slightly different light:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/94589-Courtney-Love-Enraged-At-Guitar-Hero-5s-Cobain-Cameo
So are Activision sinking to even sleazier lows,
or is Courtney lying/confused/mistaken and attempting to save face and desperately trying reclaim a tiny sliver of credibility?
*Law & Order into music*
September 10th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
this is easily the most clever troll of all time
September 10th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
I’m not convinced she’s really playing that guitar.
September 10th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
@Marc She’s still a crazy fucking bitch but it’s good to know she’s gonna sue them… even if it’s probably just because she didn’t get paid for it.
September 10th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I imagine that Kurt might have been (perhaps rather bitterly) amused by the Abigail clip, which I kind of liked. I mean, I’ve seen much, much worse. The weird production values seem to belong to an era (early 80s) before grunge. It’s positively prickling with cognitive dissonance.
The Guitar Hero clip, however, I imagine would have made him shoot himself up – so to speak – all over again. Shee-it.
September 10th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Regardless of intent and social import (if any; I’ll not get into such a discussion), it sounds like hell.
September 10th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Somewhere a baby dolphin just cried.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Cobain’s bandmates on the Guitar Hero debacle: http://foofighters.com/news/?s=news
Matthieu G, I gotta confess, I like the Anka cover. Obviously it’s tongue and cheek, but I’m a sucker for beautiful big band horn arrangements. Whether you like the style or not, at least Anka’s actually talented at what he does, and giving the song the best he’s capable of! Same goes for the Moog Cookbook version.
The Abigail version is just mindless, half-assed sex kitten pandering. No panache, no brains, no soul whatsoever. Now, if they gave a similar techno/club arrangement to somebody like Dee Lite or Grace Jones, that’d be palatable…
September 12th, 2009 at 6:33 am
Its not good, but its still miles ahead of the original Nirvana version.
Cobain couldn’t sing, wrote half-assed gobbledygook lyrics, was hooked on heroin and killed himself because he couldn’t handle being popular. If he had lived he would be as much of a joke as Ozzy Osbourne has been ever since the public figured out that Ozzy is no more than a doped up old clown.
At least this Abigail version offers us some dancability while all the Nirvana version makes us do is ask “What? What did he say? I think he needs lozenge. Who let the drunk into the recording booth? “
September 12th, 2009 at 7:30 am
“At least this Abigail version offers us some dancability while all the Nirvana version makes us do is ask… ”
You’re speaking for yourself, Karl, not for “us”.
September 12th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Ugh….my brain hurts…from both the horrendous song and from Karl’s comment.
September 13th, 2009 at 12:31 am
@Karl…”Ozzy Osbourne has been ever since the public figured out that Ozzy is no more than a doped up old clown.”
You’ve clearly never visited suburban American. That’s pretty much standard as everyone is doped up on something. It’s a non issue. Plus after seeing the footage of him playing Blizzcon and sharing the stage with the 9 year old guitar phenom Yuto Miyazawa and clearly having a blast…one can only HOPE to have as much fun at the tail end of life as Ozzy clearly does. If that’s what being a “doped up old clown” gets you…then sign me up for that! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rtJOMBvLuQ
As far as your Cobain comment…you’re right. LYRICAL CLARITY is the key to a good song and great artist. Enjoy the new Miley Cyrus single.
September 13th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
“As far as your Cobain comment…you’re right. LYRICAL CLARITY is the key to a good song and great artist. Enjoy the new Miley Cyrus single.”
T, I was fucking drinking something. Don’t do that!
September 13th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Preface: I never got into Cobain or his music – I don’t think they’re bad, they’re just not my thing. (I’m also 25 and grew up on oldies and Celtic music, so that may have had something to do with it.)
This cover is just… weird. It sort of feels like half the time she’s trying to be satirical (when she’s in the vinyl outfit in the white room), but half the time she’s trying to be sexy-serious. Combined, she’s neither satirical nor sexy. Her voice is also nothing special; she sounds just like every other female pop singer today.
… That said, I also kept having Weird Al’s “Smells Like Nirvana” popping up in my head during the song.
September 14th, 2009 at 1:36 am
Hey, we’re talking about a guy here who quite explicitly asked to be raped. The Abigail version of SLTS is a perfect tribute to that. And the song was already cheesy as fuck when Nirvana played it. I mean, “our little group has always been and always will until the end”? These guys were practically begging for bossanova/swing/eurotrash-versions. And boy, did they get it.
My favorite version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwNUIt5Hc0Y
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