North Korea’s Hell March
Mmm. Military upskirt.
Earlier this year, North Korea let a bunch of international journalists in to document evidence of the country’s enormous, throbbing doom cock. Apparently the military parade was part of a campaign to establish Kim Jong-il’s youngest son as ruler-in-waiting. This stunning slow-motion footage (shot on high end Canon60D and 1DmkIV camera with a smooth-tracking pocket dolly) was captured by UK Guardian reporters. Shortly thereafter, Galaxygamma came up with the completely unsettling idea of juxtaposing the “Hell March” theme from Command & Conquer: Red Alert with the Guardian’s footage.
Happy Black Friday, y’all! Wooo!
November 26th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
fantastic, thanks mer!!
haven’t played much c&c since burning through generals years ago, but ahhh memories! it’s nice to hear music i enjoyed killing folks to being used in such wonderful ways ^_^
November 26th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Hmmm. Very well synced.
You know, it occurs to me that if one of those divisions of soldiers showed up to the parade locked and loaded, along with half of the armor, say, they could destroy the ruling regime in a matter of minutes.
November 26th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Oh good, I’m going to have nightmares for a while now…
November 28th, 2010 at 7:18 am
Yeah, nightmare city, right? Eesh.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:02 am
Wow. Text book propaganda. I myself have always been afraid of small tiny guys with huge inferiority complex’s like Kim Jong-il most likely has. I wish I knew if his army is marching with national pride or if they are marching with fear for their families lives who might be killed if they do not serve. One thing is for sure, this army looks sinister with this music. Especially those three women who are smiling on the sideline; VERY sinister. Sweet uniforms though. :(
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