Поющий кот Сальвадор / Salvador the Singing Cat (?)

I have no idea what you’re talking about, so here’s a vaguely phallic thumb-faced thingy singing a duet with a vaguely labia majora-lipped pussycat. In Russian. Honestly, I have no idea what they’re talking about, either. Wheeee!

Hey, Nadya! Welcome back from the playa! We can haz translation?

(Via E. Stephen Weirdo.)

9 Responses to “Поющий кот Сальвадор / Salvador the Singing Cat (?)”

  1. rickie Says:


  2. Tanya Says:

    I would happily translate this for you, but in order for me to jot down the lyrics I would have to listen to this more than once. And I just don’t think I can do that. I fear for my sanity.

    But I can tell you that it’s a rap serenade. And it uses some words from this song, as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvGvW0cWCQQ

  3. bunny Says:

    damn…I wish I was watching this on Ambien.

  4. Анна Says:

    Well, I see I won’t be going to sleep anytime soon…

  5. Meredith Yayanos Says:

    I still think this is the most fucked up cat video Coilhouse has ever posted. (Why it hasn’t gone ultramegagonzo viral is beyond me!)

  6. Stephanie Says:

    My Russian is very rusty but “Ya loo-bloo tebya” means I (ya) love (loo-bloo) you (tebya), though my phonetic spelling is very bad. So this is a love song between a thumb and a cat. Kruto!

  7. joasakura Says:

    Mer, I respectfully submit this also get tagged “Madness” O.o;

    And while the super cat/prairie dog vid wins out in sheer enthusiastic “what the fuck!”-ery, this is hands down the creepiest thing I’ve seen in days.

    o_o someone hold me.

  8. Meredith Yayanos Says:

    Jo! Good call!

    Don’t worry. The trauma fades. Eventually.

  9. Abigail Says:

    This made my evening.