Everything Is Indeed Terrible

Whatever you do, DON’T click on Sex Furby the Extra Terrestrial’s face. Don’t do it. Don’t. Do NOT.

Posted by Meredith Yayanos on November 3rd, 2010
Filed under Horror, Memes, Sci-fi, Sexuality, Silly-looking types, Steampunk, Testing your faith, Uncanny Valley, Why

10 Responses to “Everything Is Indeed Terrible”

  1. Infamous Amos Says:
    November 3rd, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Well, so long erections and fond childhood memories. It was nice knowin’ ya.

  2. rickie Says:
    November 3rd, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    this reminds me of that time just after ‘avatar’ was released in theaters…

  3. The Wrath of Gandhi Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    Somewhere in the world is a person who saw E.T. and decided that it would make an excellent porno, then they went ahead and made it. I can’t decide whether to be frightened or amazed.

    No, I think frightened wins.

  4. lizzelizzel Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    damn it

  5. Synesthesia Garden Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:33 am

    Oh my God, I thought I was going to throw up in my mouth a little when the alien was touching that woman’s breast with her nasty-ass brown encrusted barnacly-looking finger.

    Who came up with this genius idea for a porno??

  6. Emily Says:
    November 7th, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    OMG! I’ve never seen the full version of this. A friend showed us clips of this at a party once. ET getting f’d by oil tycoons? Confusing… Now if you guys can refind Pterodactyl porn for me my month will be complete.

  7. Meredith Yayanos Says:
    November 7th, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    Emily! OMG, a girl after my own heart. I have the pterodactyl porn on a DVDR back in the States. Alas, not here… although I MUST have referenced it on Coilhouse at one point or another…. lemme go check…

  8. Meredith Yayanos Says:
    November 7th, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    Welp… here’s a reference: http://coilhouse.net/2008/05/pervert-of-the-month-isabella-rossellini/

    It’s only a still, though. Alas.

  9. Eva Gray Says:
    November 8th, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    Why? Why?!

  10. Jeromey Says:
    November 8th, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    Even though this was VERY disturbing; what disturbed me the most was that I was slightly turned on. ewwwwww!