Quiet, everyone. Ruhe, bitte! Teacher’s in and you must make room for her hair. Today’s lesson is a crash course in German. Your aids will be Kraftwerk, a parrot and the color red. Sharpen your pencils and brains as you pay close attention to this 80s TV treasure.

Perhaps if my French classroom had been black, and my teacher were Nina Hagen, I’d be fluent by now. Alas.

5 Responses to “Let Miss Hagen Teach You German”

  1. Mark Mark Says:

    Crivvens, she’s ace. I keep her as a friend on MySpace at the moment, largely because her baffling and alarmingly frequent conspiracy bulletins are so deliriously febrile as to defy all known science or logic. I recommend everyone here sign her up immediately – hours of fun for all the family just trying to decipher what the gibbering christ she’s on about. Love ‘er to bits. ;)

  2. Alfonso El Sabio Says:

    AUSGEZEICHNET!

    Vielen Danke für diese Posting …

    Of course, bringing in Kraftwerk at the end was priceless.

  3. lauren Says:

    Zo… I’m so confused.

  4. el el Says:

    um, yes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CST7XOxw4Dk

  5. Hitler Says:

    Is it just me or does Nina look like an UBER Kristen Davis?

    maybe it’s the bulgey eyes…

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