Let Miss Hagen Teach You German

Quiet, everyone. Ruhe, bitte! Teacher’s in and you must make room for her hair. Today’s lesson is a crash course in German. Your aids will be Kraftwerk, a parrot and the color red. Sharpen your pencils and brains as you pay close attention to this 80s TV treasure.

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Perhaps if my French classroom had been black, and my teacher were Nina Hagen, I’d be fluent by now. Alas.

5 Responses to “Let Miss Hagen Teach You German”

  1. Mark Says:

    Crivvens, she’s ace. I keep her as a friend on MySpace at the moment, largely because her baffling and alarmingly frequent conspiracy bulletins are so deliriously febrile as to defy all known science or logic. I recommend everyone here sign her up immediately – hours of fun for all the family just trying to decipher what the gibbering christ she’s on about. Love ‘er to bits. ;)

  2. Alfonso El Sabio Says:


    Vielen Danke für diese Posting …

    Of course, bringing in Kraftwerk at the end was priceless.

  3. lauren Says:

    Zo… I’m so confused.

  4. el Says:

    um, yes.


  5. Hitler Says:

    Is it just me or does Nina look like an UBER Kristen Davis?

    maybe it’s the bulgey eyes…