Hi, hello, yes, good morning, my brain is broken. I’m afraid this is the best I can do.
I know. It’s scary and wrong and you’re all probably going to get gushing nosebleeds just from looking at it and loudly shout profanities at work and then get fired and hate me forever.
But you can’t tell me it isn’t oddly stimulating.
(Blame Ariana. She shows me the wrongest shit.)