Better Than Coffee: Infinite Khan

Hi, hello, yes, good morning, my brain is broken. I’m afraid this is the best I can do.

I know. It’s scary and wrong and you’re all probably going to get gushing nosebleeds just from looking at it and loudly shout profanities at work and then get fired and hate me forever.

But you can’t tell me it isn’t oddly stimulating.

(Blame Ariana. She shows me the wrongest shit.)

11 Responses to “Better Than Coffee: Infinite Khan”

  1. John C. Worsley Says:

    what has been Khan
    cannot be unKhan.

  2. John C. Worsley Says:

    And now I have gone and done this. Thank you, Coilhouse.

  3. David Forbes Says:

    Appropriately bloody-nosed, I just ran into the hall gibbering and shrieking about Shatneroth the Undying.

    They gave me a promotion.

    Ah, the wonderful world of media.

  4. Nadya Says:

    I couldn’t stop staring at this, and it actually started to hypnotize me, putting me in a comfortable lull. Before I knew it, I was passed out on my keyboard at work. Just what are you trying to do to us, Mer?!

  5. Mer Says:

    Crackpot Visionary of the Day: John C. Worsley

  6. Jerem Morrow Says:

    What does it mean when I cum blood?

  7. bjacques Says:

    It means you have wandered into an episode of “Jam.” You can’t escape, but you can kill Chris Morris and take his place as creator. It’s a small consolation but a consolation nevertheless.

  8. Nadya Says:

    @bjacques YES!!!!!

    Did you see our Jam appreciation post?

  9. Jerem Morrow Says:


  10. tyhiliet Says:

    At first glance i just thought it was odd… now, I just want to turn away an forget this horror
    @ Jerem Morrow : thank (i dont like) you

    going to go drown in a cup of tea
    ill make sure add a little of this post to the cup before doing so

  11. lee Says:

    i like it, strange and freaky – that’s what is fascinating.