The stuff of nightmares.

Mammoth Crocs, originally uploaded by sabor.tijuana.

Finally! UGGs and Crocs weren’t sufficiently powerful on their own, so there is now this delicious blend of both!

Sloppy and sweaty! mmfft.

The herds of peroxide-silicone-fried chicken-flesh types [velour leisure suits proudly stuffed into UGGs or flopping around lost duckling-style in micro-shorts and Crocs] now have another option for comfort and Hawt Glamour Fashion! Rejoice. Rejoice while you can…

Posted by Zoetica Ebb on August 28th, 2007
Filed under Fashion, Silly-looking types, We disapprove, Why

7 Responses to “The stuff of nightmares.”

  1. rickie Says:
    October 8th, 2007 at 5:13 am

    i am SO glad you said that. uggs and crocs, and clogs… shows with ugly names and give me the same feeling as when i say their names, that guttural, gross feeling in my throat. yuck.

  2. Victoria E Says:
    October 10th, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    I saw an ad for these in a magazine I was reading and was horrified.

  3. Name Says:
    October 28th, 2007 at 12:15 am

    I think I just vomited in my mouth a little bit.

  4. Krazmo Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 11:29 am

    Ha!

    I laugh at your scorn and wear my hideous yet comfy shoes anyway!

    HA HA HA!

    Only in black, however. I have my pride.

  5. Nicola Says:
    January 25th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    mymy.
    my math teacher has these in black.
    they are very comfy,
    but i wouldn’t suggest wearing them in the dead of winter.
    especially not when you look like a croc yourself.

  6. Alice Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    I recently found an even worse abomination in a discount store…Crocs with INDIVIDUAL TOES. AND little holes so that you could see one’s (presumably painted) toenails.

    Eerie.

  7. Miss Says:
    January 24th, 2009 at 4:37 am

    Never have worn them…I’ve hear they’re great though…hmm