Aleister Crowley – Grandfather of George Bush?

George W. Bush’s grandmother, Pauline Pierce, was a remarkable woman known for her “extravagant tastes.” In the 1920s, she adventured in France with writers Frank Harris and Aleister “The Wickedest Man in the World” Crowley; this much, we know, is fact.

During this time period, Crowley was dealing in sex magick – really, when wasn’t he? – and in 1924, possibly with Pauline at his side, he underwent “the Supreme Ordeal,” an important and mysterious rite which, clues from his diary suggest, may have been an orgiastic extravaganza of carnal debauchery. That same year, Pauline returned to the United States. In 1925, she gave birth to Barbara Bush. That’s the short version of the story. Read the long one, complete with diary excerpts from Crowley, here (via Jerem).

I want to believe!

EDIT: Aww, as Mr. Dowson points out in the comments, this was an April Fools’ Hoax! And thus, George W. Crowley-Bush rides unicornback into the Sunset of Too-Good-To-Be-True, where feejee mermaids, Cottingley fairies, and Milli Vanilli wave to him in greeting. Granpaw Crowley is there too; he buys him balloons and together they go to watch The Big Donor Show on the telly. All is well.

15 Responses to “Aleister Crowley – Grandfather of George Bush?”

  1. ZeroSum Says:

    That… that…

    That actually kinda sorta makes sense.

    I think.

  2. Jim Says:

    Wow. I think I have a new favorite conspiracy theory.

  3. IG Says:

    My jaw just dropped.

    I think I need to believe this. And also spread it as gospel.

  4. Jerem Morrow Says:

    Hi, I’m ze GREAT BEAST. Und this is my grandson…Pepito.

  5. theremina Says:

    Holy shit!

    It all becomes clear…

  6. Geoffrey Dowson Says:

    The story on Cannonfire to which you link was published on April 1.

    Read the first paragraph — carefully. Take special note of the initial letters of the first four sentences.

  7. theremina Says:

    Ah well. We’ll always have Bohemian Grove. (Post imminent.)

  8. Dysphem Says:

    If this page is to be believed, Crowley’s Supreme Initiation ended on Spring Equinox of 1924. Barbara Bush was born on June 8, 1925. Elapsed time of gestation > 9 mos by a significant margin. Case closed?

  9. Skerror Says:

    I’m glad this turned out phoney…more likely the great beast in the bloodline is some sort of chimpanzee.

  10. Paul Komoda Says:

    Hail Moloch!

  11. Toby Says:

    As is well known, Shia Muslims await the return of the Hidden Imam, Mohammed’s direct descendant, who concealed himself from the victorious Sunnis and just awaits the right moment to return and vanquish evil etc. etc.

    A bitter joke circulated among Iranian dissidents some years ago as they watched a twin Shia state grow up in Southern Iraq. This consisted of the observation that the Twelfth Imam had indeed returned at last, and he was none other than George W. Bush.

    Could Bush have a place in the eschatology of not one, but two world religions?


  12. conradino b. Says:

    still very interesting option in the world suspended between the possible and the impossible although verbalized more than year ago :) the author must have known the use of the magic squares and has obvious talent for conspiracy stories :D

    sometimes searching for the truth is the essence of falseness :)

  13. hiyya Says:

    Even ACDC could not invent, let alone imagine, Bush II. Unlike Reagan, Bush II was honest. His special talent was his uncanny ability to dodge airborne shoes, while maintaining an orgiastic smile. And even more astounding, his expression of total celerity after Mamzer O’Bomba assumed High Orfice. It was easy to blank out Dreagan, but Bush II’s alcoholic-zombiism was superhuman, even amongst his daemonic jinn controllers. He did more to jolt whoman meditation and spirituality than anyone except Saddam could imagine; and neutralize the pernicious blandness and smallness of Nichtschon, Fart, Crotcher, Clitton, etcs. (already referred to the etcs.) Clearly the Borscht stuck the Pierced; how else would non-Albina Babbbra been born gray-haired, whilst a fool? Que sera Bambi.

  14. omega1664 Says:

    Actually, before you all go jumping on the fake facts bandwagon, I just watched a documentary on Mr. Crowley’s life from child to wild old man and this factual account discloses the information concerning dear Barbara’s mother and her discipleship of Aleister Crowley during her stay with him in 1924. She returned home only AFTER she found she had become pregnant. It was also no secret that Aleister was screwing anything with two legs (and maybe more) including George Jr’s grandmother. It doesn’t take a leap of faith to figure the rest out. The timing was certainly correct from her stay with Crowley to her discovery of being pregnant to giving birth to little Barbara. I personally have no doubts. Oh, the documentary is on SNAG Films called In Search of the Great Beast 666.

  15. james Says:

    Never the less. She was there with crowly. The most evil man in history. Look at what the bush family are into. Skull and bones club is just the tip of the ice berg.

    Check out the documentary.”silent conspiracy”. It will scare you. And it is also back up with extremely strong evidence.