I am your Russian meat machine

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EnglishRussia always knows what I need. And what I need, generic apparently, pharmacy is an electric bodybuilder. Few things are as helpful here in the 21st century as a shiny robotic companion. While some might be using their model for heavy lifting and dubious pleasure activities, I would use my Russian meat machine primarily for kitchen duties, such as greasing skillets. Be sure to have the sound on when watching.

Posted by Zoetica Ebb on November 18th, 2007
Filed under Future, Russia, Why

2 Responses to “I am your Russian meat machine”

  1. Jerem Morrow Says:
    November 18th, 2007 at 12:53 am

    I want to say this has broken something in my headspacemeats. That it doesn’t compute, but…I can’t. I just…wow, ze things internauting has done to me.

  2. Tequila Says:
    November 18th, 2007 at 5:20 am

    I’d use him to carry me around town as a terrorize the unsuspecting public with my ray gun…and water balloons.

    I wonder what the import costs are for these things?