I am your Russian meat machine

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EnglishRussia always knows what I need. And what I need, generic apparently, pharmacy is an electric bodybuilder. Few things are as helpful here in the 21st century as a shiny robotic companion. While some might be using their model for heavy lifting and dubious pleasure activities, I would use my Russian meat machine primarily for kitchen duties, such as greasing skillets. Be sure to have the sound on when watching.

2 Responses to “I am your Russian meat machine”

  1. Jerem Morrow Says:

    I want to say this has broken something in my headspacemeats. That it doesn’t compute, but…I can’t. I just…wow, ze things internauting has done to me.

  2. Tequila Says:

    I’d use him to carry me around town as a terrorize the unsuspecting public with my ray gun…and water balloons.

    I wonder what the import costs are for these things?