Sweet Dreams From Rem Lazar

It’s been an eventful day, hasn’t it? If you’re like me, you have trouble winding down after so much hullabaloo.

So here’s a wistful lullaby to sing you to sleep, courtesy of the brilliant innovators behind Creating Rem Lazar. You’ll be calling Child Protective Services drifting off to slumberland in no time. May you dream sweetly of infinity mullets and oddly bulging blue spandex.

7 Responses to “Sweet Dreams From Rem Lazar”

  1. Ben Morris Says:

    …my younger brother’s name is Rem, I do not know if I will ever look at him the same way again. I need to show him this, that way he can have nightmares about his creepy alter-ego.

  2. Fritz Bogott Says:

    Mr. Ellis would have had the grace to post a “Don’t Look” disclaimer on that one. Death by insomnia is not a fate I had wished for myself.

  3. Zoetica Says:

    Paw? Issat yewww?

    I do believe I see a family resemblance!

  4. Tequila Says:

    The line is quite thin between children’s films and horror films isn’t it? Though at least now I know what to be for Halloween this year.

  5. OMG! Says:

    Why does the man in the blue spandexsuit touch the children… why does he sing like he is drunk… why is this setup just plain wrong… why…WHYYY!!!

    That said it is now official, there are so many ways a child can be molested and now lullabys can be added to that list…

  6. Tequila Says:

    @Zo “I do believe I see a family resemblance!”

    It’s your long lost older brother! Hmm now I wonder if our collective consciousness created you? So I guess the question must be asked…do you have a creepy theme song you’ll sing to us before we go to bed???

  7. Med. Says:

    how did his hair go from a light blue dreadlocked bob, to a dark blue curly mullet? that’s the magic of Rem Lazar….