POSTCARDS FROM NERD PROM: Slave 4 Jabba
A comely consortium of Slave Leias gathered at Gentle Giant‘s booth this morning to pose with GG’s larger (and droolier)-than-life Jabba statue. Not pictured: legions of mouth-breathing Frito-eaters with cheap instant cameras and sweatpants boners.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Oh my. The descriptor of sweatpants boner-sporting Frito-eaters is accurate enough to trigger years of horrifying skiffy fanboy flashbacks. Kudos!
July 25th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
OK, there is something strangely perfect about the Stormtrooper Elvis.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Not pictured: legions of mouth-breathing Frito-eaters with cheap instant cameras and sweatpants boners.
hahahah!
July 25th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
hahaha, love the description
July 25th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Now I really feel like I’m missing all the fun!
July 25th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
And the others didn’t believe me when I said that many of the slave Leias were actually attractive….
July 25th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Oops, sorry DJ Velveteen. Deleted mention of Stormtooper almost immediately, as I’ll be posting about him specifically later on this weekend. :) But yes, there is something strangely perfect about him.
July 25th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Just think of all those boy working hard all year at Staples just to pay for this trip !