POSTCARDS FROM NERD PROM: Slave 4 Jabba

A comely consortium of Slave Leias gathered at Gentle Giant‘s booth this morning to pose with GG’s larger (and droolier)-than-life Jabba statue. Not pictured: legions of mouth-breathing Frito-eaters with cheap instant cameras and sweatpants boners.

8 Responses to “POSTCARDS FROM NERD PROM: Slave 4 Jabba”

  1. Glossolalia Black Says:

    Oh my. The descriptor of sweatpants boner-sporting Frito-eaters is accurate enough to trigger years of horrifying skiffy fanboy flashbacks. Kudos!

  2. DJ Velveteen Says:

    OK, there is something strangely perfect about the Stormtrooper Elvis.

  3. six06 Says:

    Not pictured: legions of mouth-breathing Frito-eaters with cheap instant cameras and sweatpants boners.

    hahahah!

  4. lizzelizzel Says:

    hahaha, love the description

  5. Nadya Says:

    Now I really feel like I’m missing all the fun!

  6. Jess Nevins Says:

    And the others didn’t believe me when I said that many of the slave Leias were actually attractive….

  7. Mer Says:

    Oops, sorry DJ Velveteen. Deleted mention of Stormtooper almost immediately, as I’ll be posting about him specifically later on this weekend. :) But yes, there is something strangely perfect about him.

  8. john colby Says:

    Just think of all those boy working hard all year at Staples just to pay for this trip !