Better Than Coffee: It’s Potty Time!

It’s Potty Time!
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Once Upon A TimeTM and Long, Long Ago ® (1991 to be precise), a tiny enchanted prince came to rule over our dark and troubled kingdom. In this grand realm populated by porcelain damsels, excitable clowns, and shit-caked teddy bears with baleful button eyes, the omniscient Wee Potty Prince sees all, smells all.

Even as you read this, he’s waiting, perched on the rim of your bathtub in a jaunty red beret and suspenders. You might not see him, but he is there, I assure you. Swinging his legs, tooting on his maaaagic flute. Watching you.

Oh yes. Always watching.

And so is Ceiling Cat.

And Jeff Goldblum.

16 Responses to “Better Than Coffee: It’s Potty Time!”

  1. tyhiliet Says:

    i feel like a pedo clown for just watching. just why is this BTC,

  2. Mer Says:

    Coffee is only a mild diuretic, whereas this video swiftly, thoroughly scares the shit out of me. Catchy tunes, too!


  3. Brendan D. Says:

    Aaaaannnnd… there we go. I have now reached a level of disquiet that ensures I will never sleep again.

  4. Tincho Says:

    “She is a super duper pooper”

    Talk about scary

  5. Kale Kip Says:

    Just regurgitated my granola and yoghurt, what a great start of the day!

  6. Skerror Says:

    Something this scary puts the economic crisis in perspective.

    The dad looks like Urkel had sex with Al Roker…

  7. adrian Says:


  8. Tequila Says:

    …just so you know this killed my appetite for most of the day. Oh the horror…anyone else afraid to enter the bathroom now for fear of hearing these “songs” and seeing strange miniature people with flutes?

    These are truly the chants of the unholy Mer…you do the dark gods bidding!

    @Skerror…”The dad looks like Urkel had sex with Al Roker…”


  9. BlueAnchorNatasha Says:

    This is painful. It just got worse and worse. Then the clown, then the little boys song. AUGH! How do you find these things!

  10. Hideousss Says:

    Oh look! A non threatening black man singing about poop!

  11. Kale Kip Says:

    Hey, some linkspammer is stealing my nickname!

  12. Nadya Says:

    Kale, where is this happening? I don’t think I’ve seen any comments with your name but spam come through on this blog.

  13. Cyra Says:

    This is borderline Child Porn. This will be in my nightmares. :D

  14. Skye Says:

    Wild to see this pop up on Coilhouse. That’s a friend of mine as the clown. He sent me a copy of the video when we had our daughter, and it helped her potty train. She loved the video and watched it with joy.

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  16. badluckshadow13 Says:

    Oh god… why? Why?!
    And seriously, what do you have to search for to find this stuff?