Happy Mother’s Day from Coilhouse (and Mr. T)
Arthur: It’s at times like this I wish I’d listened to my mother.
Ford: Why, what did she say?
Arthur: I don’t know, I never listened.
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Wishing all mothers, mother-lovers and tender-hearted mensfolk with highly developed maternal instincts a very joyful and nurturing day.
May 10th, 2009 at 7:26 am
I still want to know what joke that girl was about to say. It must’ve been terrible indeed to make Mr. T materialize and stop it from happening.
May 10th, 2009 at 8:08 am
haha! oh Mr.T as a moral policeman…crazyness!
May 10th, 2009 at 10:00 am
AAAAH HAHAHAHA! Mr. T and his Eighties MILF backup singers!
May 10th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Wow, great minds think alike. My dad got my mom an iPod for mother’s day, and he loaded this song onto it before giving it to her so it would play when she turned it on.
May 10th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
What about motherfuckers? >:)
May 10th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I pity the fool who doesn’t know that Mr T is a highly ethical, upstanding pillar of society. Drink your milk, don’t do drugs, stay in school and cut the jibbajabba!
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May 10th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
*smirk* I wound up in an accident yesterday because I drove out to see her since I couldnt do so today..
May 10th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Nawwwww… thanks Coilhouse! Being a mother can be very trying, but big cuddles, chocolate, and a new pair of fucking sexy black gloves like hot murderer ladies wear in movies make for a pretty cool day!
May 10th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
I only managed listening to Mr.T’s singing ramblings for about 5 seconds before i was forced to puncture my eardrums with a pen and thus securing some of my mental health…
It is very rare that one can feel abused by music(if one exclude most mediocre popmusic that is…), but Mr. T just managed to have me feel that, in a very creepy way…
I don’t know if I need to laugh, cry or get therapy… maybe it would be best to do it all…
May 11th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
OneOfUs is on the jazz again…
May 11th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
@ barton
Now we are at the subject of music, just out of curiosity, I wonder what atonal Götterdammerung Mr.T and the rest of the A-team would call down on earth if ever they started a Jazz Quintet…
May 12th, 2009 at 2:36 am
OneOfUs, what a delicate flower you are! If the vocal stylings of Mr T. manage to violate you that intensely, I can only imagine the effect that Jandek, Shooby or Arcesia might have!
May 12th, 2009 at 4:07 am
@ Mer
You are almost there… but concerning the impact vocal styling can have on human ears, you forgot Florence Foster Jenkins or to mention one with true talent, Don Van Vliet! ;D
May 12th, 2009 at 4:26 am
@ Mer
HAHAHA!! The end is nigh!
NO doubt!
May 12th, 2009 at 4:30 am
DOH. Was fussing with the html on my Trout Mask Replica/Paris Hilton/Florence comment and it disappeared. Here are linkies:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/93/221874880_f1a1e1772a_o.jpg
http://coilhouse.net/2007/12/12/murder-on-the-high-cs/