Happy Mother’s Day from Coilhouse (and Mr. T)

Arthur: It’s at times like this I wish I’d listened to my mother.

Ford: Why, what did she say?

Arthur: I don’t know, I never listened.

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Wishing all mothers, mother-lovers and tender-hearted mensfolk with highly developed maternal instincts a very joyful and nurturing day.

15 Responses to “Happy Mother’s Day from Coilhouse (and Mr. T)”

  1. cappy Says:

    I still want to know what joke that girl was about to say. It must’ve been terrible indeed to make Mr. T materialize and stop it from happening.

  2. Nadi Says:

    haha! oh Mr.T as a moral policeman…crazyness!

  3. Glossolalia Black Says:

    AAAAH HAHAHAHA! Mr. T and his Eighties MILF backup singers!

  4. Luai_lashire Says:

    Wow, great minds think alike. My dad got my mom an iPod for mother’s day, and he loaded this song onto it before giving it to her so it would play when she turned it on.

  5. Vivacious G Says:

    What about motherfuckers? >:)

  6. barton Says:

    I pity the fool who doesn’t know that Mr T is a highly ethical, upstanding pillar of society. Drink your milk, don’t do drugs, stay in school and cut the jibbajabba!

    This message brought to you by the Honorable Order of the Knights of T.

  7. BlueAnchorNatasha Says:

    *smirk* I wound up in an accident yesterday because I drove out to see her since I couldnt do so today..

  8. one little simitopian Says:

    Nawwwww… thanks Coilhouse! Being a mother can be very trying, but big cuddles, chocolate, and a new pair of fucking sexy black gloves like hot murderer ladies wear in movies make for a pretty cool day!

  9. OneOfUs Says:

    I only managed listening to Mr.T’s singing ramblings for about 5 seconds before i was forced to puncture my eardrums with a pen and thus securing some of my mental health…

    It is very rare that one can feel abused by music(if one exclude most mediocre popmusic that is…), but Mr. T just managed to have me feel that, in a very creepy way…

    I don’t know if I need to laugh, cry or get therapy… maybe it would be best to do it all…

  10. barton Says:

    OneOfUs is on the jazz again…

  11. OneOfUs Says:

    @ barton
    Now we are at the subject of music, just out of curiosity, I wonder what atonal Götterdammerung Mr.T and the rest of the A-team would call down on earth if ever they started a Jazz Quintet…

  12. Mer Says:

    OneOfUs, what a delicate flower you are! If the vocal stylings of Mr T. manage to violate you that intensely, I can only imagine the effect that Jandek, Shooby or Arcesia might have!

  13. OneOfUs Says:

    @ Mer

    You are almost there… but concerning the impact vocal styling can have on human ears, you forgot Florence Foster Jenkins or to mention one with true talent, Don Van Vliet! ;D

  14. OneOfUs Says:

    @ Mer

    HAHAHA!! The end is nigh!
    NO doubt!

  15. Mer Says:

    DOH. Was fussing with the html on my Trout Mask Replica/Paris Hilton/Florence comment and it disappeared. Here are linkies: