Better Than Coffee: Infinite Khan

Hi, hello, yes, good morning, my brain is broken. I’m afraid this is the best I can do.



I know. It’s scary and wrong and you’re all probably going to get gushing nosebleeds just from looking at it and loudly shout profanities at work and then get fired and hate me forever.

But you can’t tell me it isn’t oddly stimulating.

(Blame Ariana. She shows me the wrongest shit.)

Posted by Meredith Yayanos on June 22nd, 2009
Filed under Better than coffee, Cosmos, Crackpot Visionary, Film, Geekdom, Madness, Sci-fi, Testing your faith, Why

11 Responses to “Better Than Coffee: Infinite Khan”

  1. John C. Worsley Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 3:36 am

    Regrettably,
    what has been Khan
    cannot be unKhan.

  2. John C. Worsley Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 4:30 am

    And now I have gone and done this. Thank you, Coilhouse.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65RB0mdRyTU

  3. David Forbes Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 7:22 am

    Appropriately bloody-nosed, I just ran into the hall gibbering and shrieking about Shatneroth the Undying.

    They gave me a promotion.

    Ah, the wonderful world of media.

  4. Nadya Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 8:16 am

    I couldn’t stop staring at this, and it actually started to hypnotize me, putting me in a comfortable lull. Before I knew it, I was passed out on my keyboard at work. Just what are you trying to do to us, Mer?!

  5. Mer Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Crackpot Visionary of the Day: John C. Worsley

  6. Jerem Morrow Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    What does it mean when I cum blood?

  7. bjacques Says:
    June 23rd, 2009 at 6:36 am

    It means you have wandered into an episode of “Jam.” You can’t escape, but you can kill Chris Morris and take his place as creator. It’s a small consolation but a consolation nevertheless.

  8. Nadya Says:
    June 23rd, 2009 at 8:19 am

    @bjacques YES!!!!!

    Did you see our Jam appreciation post?

    http://coilhouse.net/2009/05/25/another-mr-lizard-the-miracle-of-jam/

  9. Jerem Morrow Says:
    June 23rd, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    p.s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFhp5LDSN-w

  10. tyhiliet Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 3:24 am

    At first glance i just thought it was odd… now, I just want to turn away an forget this horror
    @ Jerem Morrow : thank (i dont like) you

    going to go drown in a cup of tea
    ill make sure add a little of this post to the cup before doing so

  11. lee Says:
    June 25th, 2009 at 1:40 am

    i like it, strange and freaky – that’s what is fascinating.