To Build A Fire (A Most Grim and EPIC Fire)

Via the most brutal and unrelenting Ben Catmull. \m/

If a Speedo-wearing, paddle-wagging, KVLT AS FUCK individual and his demonic friend headbang in the forest, does it make a sound? Apparently not, save for the mesmerizing voosh voosh voosh of dewy black metal tresses sluicing through crisp mountain air (and some Attila-worthy bellowing at the very end, there).

Canadian YouTube user and Dark Overlord of the Perplexing Non SequiTORRR, esy87, explains: “the music is coming from a headset close to us but the camera hasnt picked it up. for natural perservation of the vid we didnt edit it to put the song on it, but for ppl interested it was ‘Decade of Therion‘ from Behemoth.”

Ah. Yes. That explains everything. Except the banana hammock. But in any case, well done, good sirs. I’d throw you some horns, but I’m still doubled over in hysterics.

15 Responses to “To Build A Fire (A Most Grim and EPIC Fire)”

  1. Garnprinzessin Says:

    Oh. I watched the vid and before reading your article it was obvious: Must have been “Smoke on the Water”!

    Greetings from Germany!

  2. m1k3y Says:

    this is why we <3 YouTube

  3. Mer Says:

    Yes. Yes, it is.

  4. LiiLii Says:

    oh canada… how I love thee

  5. seaofshe Says:

    I think I saw this episode of Metalocalpyse.

  6. R. Says:

    How I love metalheads. The music is always in their heads. My boyfriend would get a chuckle out of this seeing as one of his friends is the leader of a death metal band in NYC. :D Thank you, Mer, that made my day.

  7. Infamous Amos Says:

    Thats when you know you’ve really met someone special. When you can both just shut the fuck up and enjoy a silent headbang together.

    I love my country.

  8. What's in a name anyways? Says:

    I’m not sure why we have to listen to metal when we’re camping up here… I guess it’s to keep the tempo of the party going. That looks like the next morning. After the camera stopped rolling the dude by the fire burns a hotdog and tries to hide it in a bun full of ketchup…. and yah I am psychic.

  9. ladyCommissar Says:

    Oh the wonders of youtube, how I love thee.
    And I finally registered!


  10. Jerem Morrow Says:

    Just…why speedo?

  11. Cameron Says:

    because nothing will want to make you shriek to satan more easily than a teste constricting piece of swimwear.

    Any sissy can be metal in armor, only a real man can pull off being metal in a speedo.

  12. meardearna Says:

    where can I find myself a man of that magnitude? :D

  13. Infamous Amos Says:

    ^^^Manitoba. They are everywhere. Just as cuddly in person, too.

  14. rickie Says:

    watched it and made my own commentary in my head.
    it went something like this:
    we’re starting a fire, here is one guy rocking out.
    the other guy is now rocking out and trying to make a fire
    ok, this is getting a little boring. here’s the lake.
    actually, i guess the lake is kinda boring too. here are the guys again.
    hey guys, make a metal roar!

  15. Larissa Says:

    Is this the Metal equivalent of a circle jerk?