BTC: Living Photograph (Chris With Teacup)

On this glorious morn, waiting for a carafe of velvety, life-sustaining double black french roast to steep, this is exactly what I look like:

So wrong, yet so right. Like one of Siege’s exquisite Long Portraits, only in Bizarro world.

Uncanny isn’t it? We could very well be twins, Chris and I– separated at birth, but forever bonded on some bone-deep, intuitive level by our mutual love of awkwardly protracted silence and sensual mouth-breathing. The only real difference is, my tits are hairier.

4 Responses to “BTC: Living Photograph (Chris With Teacup)”

  1. Marc Says:

    Good heavens.
    It’s like looking into a mirror.

    Although, my hair is far messier than that at this time in the morning.

  2. Joshua Ellis Says:

    I sat for one of Siege’s long portraits (, and it’s a very odd feeling, particularly if you’re someone who isn’t real keen on looking at images of yourself (and I fall heavily, no pun intended, into that category).

    On the other hand, I did get to show off my custom Chris Knight “I Heart Toxic Waste” shirt. Obscure nerd culture reprazent!

  3. Zoetica Says:

    Woah. This succinctly sums up my morning appearance, too. Hairy tit/wooden stare solidarity, ahoy!

  4. Infamous Amos Says:

    I would say this is going to give me nightmares, but Chris looks strong enough to beat up most of the things I normally have nightmares about.