Let’s be clear: I’ve spent some time on the internet. It is debatable whether it is too much time; but at this point I think my deathbed speech could be a meme re-imagining of Roy Batty’s death scene. There are times, regardless of the wonders which course through the tubes, that I find myself bored and listless. Regardless of how many strange bits of fascinating minutia there may be floating around, sometimes they fail to excite, to provoke any sort of response.

I’ll admit that this is due more to my own state of mind than the quality of the content on offer. Sometimes there is nothing that is going to inspire me; nothing to stir my sluggish and stubborn brain into action. Thankfully there are people like Keandra4ever. They know that, when you’re at your lowest, the best thing for it is a musical tribute to a dashing, Hawaiian little person; because no one ignites the imagination quite like Keanu.

14 Responses to “Inspiration”

  1. Zoetica Says:

    My dog almost threw up around the middle of this touching tribute. True story. Thank you as always, Ross!

  2. Marc Says:


    That was a bit special.

  3. Ken Says:

    I love that vacant expression he always is able to maintain. Although hitting that would probably be as inspiring and creepy as this montage tribute.

  4. bleiu Says:

    I didn’t think I had quite enough hate for decorations, art and flower arrangements with roses in them ..but now ..well all I can say is thank you for helping me complete my hatred for it.

  5. Mer Says:

    This post makes me feel like this:


    And this


    And this


    And most of all, this…


    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3!!!!1!

  6. Natasha Says:

    That post may have made Zo’s dog sick, but I already am sick and battling to keep an appetite. Thanks to Mer’s little additions (particularly that last one) um.. UBER FAIL.
    *rolls over clutching rubbish bin*

  7. Tequila Says:

    Clearly most of you are jealous that none have loved you SO HARD as to make such a touching video. :P

    @Mer…AWWWW KYOOT!!!!111!!11! —{–@

    If there was ever a reason to kill of MySpace it was because of those damned seizure inducing graphics. Wonder how long Facebook will hold out before it gives into the evil of such things?

  8. Mollie Says:

    Oh dear God; I made it through maybe 50 seconds of that, tops. I was also reminded of:

  9. Mer Says:

    Holy shit, Mollie! That’s the most charming performance I’ve ever seen Reeves give. SUDDENLY I UNDERSTAND LIKE WHOA.





  10. Tequila Says:

    @Mollie…Thank you for that. I will never see NEO the same way again.

    @Mer…Any nightmares of bears I have are on your head young lady.

  11. felina Says:

    Oh dear, that was well creepy. What on earth would possess someone to cause such a fixation? I mean, I might obsess over things…from time to time…alot…but not like That. That was Hair-Raising. Or maybe That is what I secretly want to make, but I’m to scared to release the true inner nutty otter that lives in my mind tank…

    Actually this post Has inspired me. I know we’re only two weeks in to october, but….Maybe… if I make a glorious photo montage of all the book covers from All Tomorrows cross fading and intertwining to a romantic chorus, with a flattering caption….David Forbes will return with his magic keyboard techniques? YES. Finally a fail-safe approach! From now on, I will only communicate fanatism and strong emotion through my youtube account.

  12. Tyhliet Says:

    may i have a spiked club to bash away this type vile cuteness

  13. Shay Says:

    As always, thank you Ross.

  14. Irene Kaoru Says:

    The comments on that made me desperately uncomfortable.