Backyard Metal Jamboree/Scream-Along

This kid is grimmer than you will ever be:

Nothing says Malevolent Psychopomp of Satan quite like a pair of Reebok high-tops. Unless it’s biker shorts. Or a puffy ponytail.

I quail before his magnificence. It’s no wonder that cop took one look at the proceedings and tucked tail.

Sadly, little is known of the circumstances and origins of this clip. The YouTuber who uploaded it says “I got this randomly placed on a tape a dude sent me once. I’m still trying to figure out what’s going on here, as in where the rest of the band is.”

Band schmand. This guy doesn’t need backup. Whatever his solo rendition of “KILL EVERYONE” may lack in instrumentation (or tonality, or lyricism), it more than makes up for in conviction. Plus, he’s got the entire audience providing the chorus for his instant club hit, “I HATE EVERYONE”.


8 Responses to “Backyard Metal Jamboree/Scream-Along”

  1. Brendan Says:

    Not sure if it’s because I’ve had a few glasses of wine, but I find this guy actually pretty metal!

    Feels like an outtake from Gummo

  2. Mer Says:

    Yeah! All tongue-in-cheekness aside, he’s totally metal.

    “Feels like an outtake from Gummo”

    Ha… Someone else made that same observation in the YouTube comments. Although personally, I didn’t find it nearly so backwoods as that. This could just as easily have been my friends and my town back in the mid nineties.

  3. Dovryn Says:

    Yar, crunchy and magnificent. Verified metal early on as he continued to belch satanic spew unfazed while the uniformed swine struts unto the scene.

  4. Jonathan Says:


  5. scarygirl Says:

    Can’t believe I’m saying this, but he sounded pretty damn good.

  6. Mer Says:

    No, I think so too! He’s friggin’ badass, puffy ponytail and all.

  7. joshua Says:

    I mean, what the fuck were y’all doing in 96. Shit is kvlt…!

  8. Mer Says:

    KVLT as FUCK.