BTC: It’s Firecracker Injury and Prevention Month*

*In the Philippines, online anyway.

Gotta wonder if the amount of celebratory explosive devices (bottle rockets, prescription squibs, ask sparklers) set off between now and Jan 2nd will decrease this year in the wake of airline shenanigans perpetrated by one Mister Sizzly Pants. Doubtful. We do so love to blow shit up.

Please, just play safe with the splodey stuff, comrades. At least try to be self-preserving, eh? Not like these guys:


Da banger in der bunger! (NSFW)

FFFSSHHH KERPOW ZING ARE YOU AWAKE NOW?

Posted by Meredith Yayanos on December 28th, 2009
Filed under Better than coffee, Events, Silly-looking types

3 Responses to “BTC: It’s Firecracker Injury and Prevention Month*”

  1. Elise Says:
    December 29th, 2009 at 12:48 am

    I think I read a Harry Potter fanfic like this once.

    (scuse me, shaking and crying)

  2. Teri Says:
    December 29th, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    In the ‘pines, fireworks is the least worrisome issue. Dozens of people die every year when police and military folk shoot their guns in the air in heavily populated areas to ring in the new year.

    It makes New York’s dropping of the ball look like a kiddie party.

  3. CgBeastie Says:
    January 1st, 2010 at 11:17 am

    I’ve seen this a million times and it still makes me laugh..