DJ Tobuscus and the Orgasm Turtle

The YouTube channel of Toby Turner (aka Tobuscus) has been a guilty pleasure ’round these parts ever since he first posted “FALCOR THE URINATOR” back in 2007. That’s a very long time in internet years– almost as long as the amount of time that someone here at the compound [not naming names] has been secretively compiling a vast personal stoke material archive of erotic clips of amorous turtles. Imagine [REDACTED]’s joy when they discovered that Tobuscus made this remix:

Or… maybe don’t imagine that. Nevermind. Sorry.

2 Responses to “DJ Tobuscus and the Orgasm Turtle”

  1. Pete Hindle Says:

    This reminds me of a film I saw by the artist Marcus Coates, where two giant Galapagos Tortoises were going at it. I couldn’t find it online, but here’s a still:,10/

  2. JoAsakura Says:

    I love Ero-turtle’s completely unimpressed partner :D