Giant Gummy Worm: Ribbed For Your Pleasure

What’s 26 inches long, weighs three pounds, and would be immensely fun to lube up and brandish menacingly at pumpkin-smashing, house-egging Halloween vandals, preferably while wearing a bloodstained chicken suit? Why, the World’s Largest Gummy Worm, that’s what!

The precocious online shop Vat19 is currently sold out of all five dual flavors of this 4000 calorie candy, but never fear– they’ll be back in stock very soon. Meantime, there’s always The World’s Largest Gummy Bear.

Posted by Meredith Yayanos on October 28th, 2010
Filed under Advertising, Food, Geekdom, Shopping, Silly-looking types, Uber

4 Responses to “Giant Gummy Worm: Ribbed For Your Pleasure”

  1. Tertiary Says:
    October 28th, 2010 at 8:33 am

    That still of him eating it?
    Looks vaguely like White Guy Hentai.
    (Oooh. That’s a great band name!)

  2. Io Says:
    October 28th, 2010 at 8:45 am

    As my inner 5-year-old screams, “I WANT, I WANT, I WANT!!!!” All 15,000 calories of it.

  3. Porphyria Says:
    October 28th, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    This reminds me of that scene in Requiem For A Dream. I’m not sure what to make of that.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa5z77EI8y0

  4. Mer Says:
    October 28th, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    You’re not alone, dear.