Elder Sign and Cthulhu Stocking Stuffage

From Joseph Nanni and friends (the same twisted souls who brought us that Necronomicon infomercial) comes this important, potentially lifesaving message about Elder Sign:

Sure, this clip has been circulating on the internet for a while, but as everyone knows, flying polyp infestations are most rampant during the holiday season. If you suffer from “an overwhelming sense of dread brought on by the realization of your own insignificance in the universe” that’s possibly being compounded by Seasonal Affective Disorder, rancid egg nog or overexposure to Glenn Beck-parroting (read: polyp ridden) in-laws, you need Elder Sign now more than ever.

And possibly some *cough* stocking stuffers from the HPLHS Bazaar:

(ElderWear: “Because you don’t want Shoggoths in your pants.”)

5 Responses to “Elder Sign and Cthulhu Stocking Stuffage”

  1. Tertiary Says:

    I’ve got it covered (as it were) with my elder sign tattoo.
    Which is not on my junk, but good enough for me.
    Fancy pants though. Might need to get some.

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  3. Nadya Says:

    OH MY GOD! Want want want!

    Also, the plumber in the commercial is great, LOL.

  4. Marie Says:

    I am most certainly getting a pair for myself and the mister. It’s for our safety.
    And stuff.

  5. Natasha Says:

    *chokes and coughs hard on her coffee*