A Tale Of Two Penguins

This past week I have found myself embroiled in a losing battle with a nameless affliction affecting my corner of the northeast United States. Wracked by a hacking cough, nearly every orifice leaking fluid of various and sundry forms, my brain stewing in hot fetid juices I continue with my daily routine, a zombie with a cold.

As such my judgment, perhaps, should not be trusted. Of this I am well aware. I am also aware that those who would allow me access to their readers in such a state are also undeserving of trust, but that is a different matter entirely. No, I merely offer this as a preamble to the two videos presented here.

Both are no doubt better suited to M.E.R.’s ongoing Better Than Coffee series but, as a cold, unfeeling machine, I’m sure she won’t care though, no doubt, she’ll use it as an excuse to pump Justin Bieber through the speakers in my cell at eardrum-shattering levels. In my current state, however, it seems worth the temporary deafness. Above you will find a delightful video of a tiny penguin, frolicking with nary a care in the world and below you will find the significantly more amusing heavy metal remix in which a tiny penguin stalks his territory, filled with an unspeakable rage.

Via The Daily What : Videogum

3 Responses to “A Tale Of Two Penguins”

  1. Jen Says:

    I especially like the bigger penguin in the background, headbanging in a more subtle way than that raging little critter.


  2. Bella Says:

    He totally is headbanging!

  3. Meredith Yayanos Says:

    Awww, Ross. You fill my heart simulator with rancid, custardy synthoid love goop.

    Heavy Metal Penguin totally needs to hook up with Techno Penguin and make happy hardcore babies.