“Nephicide” by JOGGER

See, now, this is why we can’t have nice black metal…

Video by Matthew Robinson. Via DJ Dead Billy.

Actually, honestly? This is irresistible. Especially if you happen to’ve grown up bratty grim in Southern California.

Money shot’s three minutes in.

8 Responses to ““Nephicide” by JOGGER”

  1. Klytus Says:

    As a fan of BM, I am both angered and amused.

  2. Meredith Yayanos Says:


    Hahaha, exactly!

  3. Tertiary Says:

    Deeply amusing, though as a friend said, I think it’s a little sad how mean the one boy is to his mom. Cuz she doesn’t really seem that bad. I mean, I know what my mother would do had I come to the table in corpse paint and poured my breakfast on the floor. It might have involved vomiting blood in a spectacular fountain.

    I don’t know what there is to be angry about, though.
    I love prog rock, and if the kids had bad hair, wore capes, velvet pants, and acted totally pretentious and mystical, while the band jammed in odd time signatures, I don’t think I’d be offended.

    I have also just figured out that Mr. Dead Billy and I know at least one person IRL (and probably many more than that).

    Very silly.

  4. Melissa Says:

    @Tertiary Yeah, I know I’m getting old when my first reaction was sympathy for the mom and the lady in the wheelchair. I mean, she was just trying to enjoy a smoothie, why be a dick about it?

  5. Tertiary Says:

    Clearly, Melissa, depriving the aged of their smoothies is KVLT.

  6. Melody Says:

    Mer, I love you like my black heart loves the frosty Mountains of Might. This made my day!

  7. Cjrpos Says:

    This is beyond strange/wonderful. Cheers.

  8. greg Says:

    more music like this plz