This Crazy Stuff

Let me be honest with you, clinic dear, patient beloved readers: I have no idea what “Velvo Finish” is, nor do I care. No, this ad, from the nether regions of Popular Science circa 1958, is posted here solely because of the slick-haired, mustachioed gentleman, so prominently featured. It is because of this man, this unctuous huckster from a by-gone era, that I place this ad in full view, perched high on this hallowed home page in all its glory. Stare deep into his lifeless gaze and accept his wordless invitation to inspect his pubic hair collection.

via Vintage Ads

3 Responses to “This Crazy Stuff”

  1. Pete Says:

    That is so Lovecraftian it’s untrue.

  2. Patricia Says:

    Holy flogging of a flocking franchise Batman!

  3. Krazmo Says:

    Is that L Ron Hubbard?