Cyber Industrial Dance Tutorial: The Definitive Edition

For those of who who have always wondered how to master this arcane dance art, a helpful tutorial is included above.

For further cheering-up, see below. It’s like watching a dozen adorable¬†Tamagothis hatch and grow in full-color, right before your very eyes:

15 Responses to “Cyber Industrial Dance Tutorial: The Definitive Edition”

  1. Meredith Yayanos Says:


  2. Qais Says:

    This makes me pretty glad it was more difficult to take and share video when I was wee.

  3. joasakura Says:

    Oh, they’re so adorable. I want to put them in a little habitrail. <3

  4. Terra Trouve Says:

    hmm… It would appear that the secret is elbows.
    The more your dance with only your elbows, the more it looks like you’re a rainbow robot from the trance future. Who knew?

  5. stephanie Says:


  6. fawndolyn Says:

    I don’t understand… what are they doing out in the daylight???

  7. Cass Says:


  8. Endif Says:

    Why does most ‘industrial’ sound suspiciously like TRANCE?

  9. saturnine Says:

    I live about half an hour away from where this was filmed, and I’m pretty sure I recognize a couple of these kids from club nights. I always wondered where and when they practiced those intriguing dance moves. Mystery solved.

  10. bud Says:

    I don’t know what the hell they’re doing, but I’m pretty sure I like it. And I agree, it’s all in the elbows!!!

  11. bunny Says:

    – I WANT ONE!

  12. R. Says:

    Eek! We danced like that to drum & bass when I was in college. As someone else said; it’s in the elbows.

  13. Maggie Says:

    It is obvious that the 3 girls in the first thing are just acting goofy for less than half a minute, yes? The only people I’ve ever seen dance that awkwardly actually at a club have been tourists.

    If somebody had actually thought to choreograph the 2nd video, it could have been awesome.

  14. Io Says:

    This explains why I so alarmed people at the Wave Gotik Treffen, I move my feet far too much for such a stationary dance culture. The bright side was, they always gave me a good 10 foot radius!

  15. das klub Says:

    Das Klub Industrial Dance site has better tutorials. These are not the best examples.