Cyber Industrial Dance Tutorial: The Definitive Edition
For those of who who have always wondered how to master this arcane dance art, a helpful tutorial is included above.
For further cheering-up, see below. It’s like watching a dozen adorable Tamagothis hatch and grow in full-color, right before your very eyes:
August 31st, 2011 at 11:52 am
OMG. TEH KYOOT. IT BURNINAT3Z!!!
August 31st, 2011 at 12:14 pm
This makes me pretty glad it was more difficult to take and share video when I was wee.
August 31st, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Oh, they’re so adorable. I want to put them in a little habitrail. <3
August 31st, 2011 at 2:56 pm
hmm… It would appear that the secret is elbows.
The more your dance with only your elbows, the more it looks like you’re a rainbow robot from the trance future. Who knew?
August 31st, 2011 at 7:02 pm
wwhhhhyyyyy????!!
August 31st, 2011 at 8:32 pm
I don’t understand… what are they doing out in the daylight???
August 31st, 2011 at 10:07 pm
Daaaawwwwwwwww!
September 1st, 2011 at 7:39 am
Why does most ‘industrial’ sound suspiciously like TRANCE?
September 1st, 2011 at 10:20 am
I live about half an hour away from where this was filmed, and I’m pretty sure I recognize a couple of these kids from club nights. I always wondered where and when they practiced those intriguing dance moves. Mystery solved.
September 1st, 2011 at 1:07 pm
I don’t know what the hell they’re doing, but I’m pretty sure I like it. And I agree, it’s all in the elbows!!!
September 1st, 2011 at 11:07 pm
adorable!!
– I WANT ONE!
September 4th, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Eek! We danced like that to drum & bass when I was in college. As someone else said; it’s in the elbows.
September 4th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
It is obvious that the 3 girls in the first thing are just acting goofy for less than half a minute, yes? The only people I’ve ever seen dance that awkwardly actually at a club have been tourists.
If somebody had actually thought to choreograph the 2nd video, it could have been awesome.
September 6th, 2011 at 11:39 am
This explains why I so alarmed people at the Wave Gotik Treffen, I move my feet far too much for such a stationary dance culture. The bright side was, they always gave me a good 10 foot radius!
February 11th, 2012 at 3:50 am
Das Klub Industrial Dance site has better tutorials. These are not the best examples.