BTC: Kirk/Spock Morningwood Edition
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapOH GOOD MORNING COMRADES I DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE.
What’s that? Oh, um. I was just, uh, playing with my tribble.
Ariana showed me the following picture last night…
…which spurred me to revisit that notorious “Closer” slashup, the gravitational pull of which sent me spiraling down a long, twisted YouTube wormhole of Trekkie aberration and depravity. Woooo!
To help you get your sluggish blood pumping, I’d like to share a bit of what I found with you. Just the tip…
…of the proverbial iceberg, I mean.
See also:
- Shatner of the Mount
- Nixa: The Kirk/Spock of Our Generation
- Belgian Trekkie Weirdness, Parts One & Two
- Infinite Khan (also, unsurprisingly, Ariana’s fault)
BONUS CLIP. Bill Shatner enjoys a cup of vanilla pudding:
November 16th, 2009 at 4:07 am
…something tells me the writers were not entirely unaware.
Take it in there, Mr. Spock, indeed.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:52 am
You know, looking at the things you’ve sourced me on, I can only imagine what your readers think of me…!
November 16th, 2009 at 7:53 am
Offered without comment: http://imgur.com/bkYIL.jpg
November 16th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Star Trek: on the forefront of such concepts as ‘fandom’, ‘interracial kissing’, and ‘girls like to watch guys have sex’ since 1966.
Of course, it made up for this awesomeness with chauvinism, ham-fisted moralizing, and a case of the White Man’s Burden that was nearly terminal. Still, we have Trek to thank for this morning mindfuck, so it can’t be all bad.
And just in case you feel like REALLY hurting your brain: NEW TREK + LADY GAGA
November 16th, 2009 at 10:40 am
My boyfriend and I were Gay Kirk and Spock for Halloween this year. It was pretty hot.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Er, because I fail at even C&P:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEghawKig_0
November 16th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
“You know, looking at the things you’ve sourced me on, I can only imagine what your readers think of me…!”
My guess is, they perceive you as a perverted genius mastermind set on bringing the world much joy and bewilderment.
Which –let’s be honest, love–isn’t too far wrong.
November 17th, 2009 at 5:36 am
I dunno, man, NEW!TREK + Lady Gaga is one of my favourite things. Though, for the record, we all know that NEW!TREK made it easy to sense a bit of Kirk/McCoy instead…
Just saying, you know?
November 17th, 2009 at 10:39 am
“Which –let’s be honest, love–isn’t too far wrong.”
Awwww. You say the sweetest shit, angel. I foresee more (sick and wrong) fun piccies in your future.
November 17th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
@ Melissa: NO! NO! McCoy CANNOT get in the way of Kirk and Spock’s true love!
New Spock is kind of a bitch, though.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Well, Kirk was always kind of a bitch, so I guess now they’re even.
And you can bet New!Spock won’t hesitate to go Pon Farr on a certain captain’s ass. T’Pring T’Schming.
November 18th, 2009 at 9:04 am
What really takes my cake is Lenord Nemoy`s the tale of bilbo baggins. I`ve actually thought about buying `Spaced out` also featuring the vocal stylings of Shatner. You can You tube it, the offical video is great.
November 18th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Mer, this made my evening. There was a lot here I hadn’t seen before. Like the classic backrub scene – WOW. Also: the Closer video was hot. Also: the “Star Trek WTF” scene had me cracking up. (Yes, I watched them all). I also enjoyed the Gaga/New!Trek mashup. Adorable.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Also:
November 18th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Awwwwwwww!!!!